US Attorney Statement: "Delaware corporation SCHERING-PLOUGH CORPORATION, together with its subsidiary, SCHERING SALES CORPORATION have agreed to pay a total of $435,000,000 to resolve criminal charges and civil liabilities in connection with illegal sales and marketing programs."
Schering-Plough Statement: In connection with the settlement, Schering-Plough Corporation will also sign an addendum to an existing corporate integrity agreement with the Office of Inspector General of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. The addendum will not affect Schering-Plough Corporation's ongoing business with any customers, including the federal government. The company believes the settlement of the Massachusetts Investigation will not have a material adverse effect on the Company's results of operations, cash flows, financial condition or its business.
Translation of Schering-Plough Statement: YEAAAH! Business as usual! WE don't caaaare about the frigging 435 million. You can't put a company in jail, just make us sign another sh-tty piece of paper. Our sales are over $10 billion per year, we make 435 mill in just two weeks.
Peter Rost Statement: What do you call an individual convicted of a crime? A criminal! What do you sing when a criminal corporation is convicted of crimes? ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!
QUEEN: "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST" WARNING, VERY STRONG IMAGES.
11 comments:
Yep. The Rich are different from you and me. Not only do they have more money, the fines they pay are funny money.
Apparently the Drug Corps aren't the only ones that happens with, Lockheed has had scandal after scandal and nothing ever ever done about it accept maybe a few people switch places.
Accounts of 4 scandals at Lockheed Corporation
No safeguards are ever put in place to keep it happening and it's been going on for over 50 years
The latest one is by an engineer that tried to get a better product sent to the Coast Guard for surveilance on their patrol boats. Sounded like a good way to get the word out by putting his complaint on YouTube when none of the management would listen to whistleblowers.
YouTube - Lockheed Whitleblower
It's amazing how huge a corporation like Lockheed can do such wonderful stuff with all their space research divisions and expand knowledge of the universe. Then in their defense contracts have such widespread corruption and slipshod construction
An Angel's Destiny
Argon's Awareness
Another missed opportunity to
balance the Federal budget deficit.
A fine of 5 billion would be in
order here.
Peter, your humour cracks me up. Can I marry you?
Hey Argon, thanks for the YouTube link to the Lockheed Martin whistle blower. My sister just mentioned this video yesterday.
Doc, you should go check out this video. I think we’ve found the Tonto to your Lone Ranger, or the Robin to your Batman, if you will. I really feel for this guy, to have to resort to using YouTube because no one will listen. Sound familiar Doc? You should contact him. I’m sure he would appreciate talking to someone who has been through this kind of thing before. Invite him to tell his story here.
This place could turn into the most dangerous blog on the net…
And to the last Anonymous, hands off! I get him after his wife is through with him! :>
Ladies. NO way you get him. He's going to be all mine.
;p
I see another mud wrestling match in my future...
How quickly they turn. One day I'm the "favorite" next day I'm....who?
You're the Shooter-Dude! You know we have the attention span of a fruit fly, and besides, we were getting lonesome without you.
We love you Shooter! We promise. It's just that, well, ok, here's the deal. We're all just HUSSIES!
MooBabe, this guy, Peter Rost, well, I've known him all my life. These guys got that little "something" (really no pun intended) that make girls, while shopping with their mothers, throw their panties at them in a crowded Mall. What is it? Years ago I spent a summer in Manhattan Beach, L.A. (Next to Redondo.) I met a fellow divorcee, Bobby Taylor, Blond, Built, ex-teacher from Boston. We hit it off right away and shared an apartment for the summer. He came across as not-too-bright, talked with a strange little Boston lisp, and the girls just just passed out as we walked by. Once, we watched as a group of Braniff Airline stewardesses were checking in at a motel across the street. I said, "Bobby, say hello to the girls." He says "Hi girls," they answer by lifting their tank tops to their necks. I swear they didn't know what they were doing, it was just reflexive. For some reason he took to me in a big way and loved to introduce me to his legion of friends by saying "this is shooter, go on shooter, talk new york to them. Wait'll you hear this guys, go on shooter, go on, talk new york. Man this is gonna be great. I can't wait, go on shooter, go on" ( I told you he was not too bright, but he was not too bright like Elvis was not too bright.) It also didn't hurt my social life that he was the doorman at "Cisco's," a rock joint co-owned by Clint Eastwood, Dick Smothers, and Jack King. Since our apartment was right next door and it had an outdoor heated swimming pool, every night after Cisco's closed, whoever was left moved their party over to our place. Naturally, and for purely sanitary reasons, bathing suits were not permitted so I was treated to sucking down beers with "Dirty Harry" as only Nature intended. And do you think the girls were ga-ga for Eastwood and Smothers? No way Mamma, "Bobby, Bobby, teach me to float, I'm drowning.....LOL. So have your way with Doctor Rost, I learned a long time ago when to step aside. And while no one should cry for ShooterMan, I tip my hat to Peter Rost, and with Bobby Taylor's memory blessing me with a perpetual smile, I say go for it, girl. I truly do understand.
Oh Shooter, you silly boy. I would have liked you WAY better than Bobby!
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