Men Are Like . . .

1. Men are like...Laxatives: They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like...Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like...Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like...Blenders: You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like...Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like...Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like...Department Stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like...Government Bonds: They take soooo long to mature.

9. Men are like...Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like...Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.Men are like...Snowstorm: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like...Lava Lamps : Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like...Parking Spots: All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.