. . . is up and running.With equipment such as this one we've managed to obtain highly confidential recordings from inside AstraZeneca.
Inspired by Pfizer CEO Jeff Kindler's spy network, our spies work for you all the time.
You can listen to the latest recording revealing AstraZeneca's secret reorganization plan here.
Hint: The plan involves replacing all sales people with lawyers. And I'm not kidding.
3 comments:
Well, there are so many lawyers that they may be cheaper than sales reps, etc. They would like to finally have something to do. What do you think? By the way, any comment on the national TB case? Anyone? People everywhere are spinning large spy novels around that one. I like reading what people come up with. Also, physicians who have been put on ice because of malpractice and negligence are put in charge of drug testing? Come one, lots of interesting stuff! This blog could become a *newspaper*.
Here is another idea. Since the drug industry already employs some doctors with dubious records, who might be familiar with medical malpractice insurance, there may be some parachute enterprise in the making for...trial lawyers. Doctors may want to get rid of said trial lawyers..heard of that one(?) ;) and the drug industry will make it easy for them and offer them good and lucrative employment in the drug industry. To reciprocate for throwing employment their way, the doctors will receive: more *free samples* and they will no longer have to pay malpractice insurance or malpractice awards. The drug industry will receive more long term consumers of their products, and maybe the doctors will even receive a little bonus in appreciation of increased sales. Should work.
Hey, that's the same model spy radio that I use! The Halon XR-2600...
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