Jeff Kindler discovered in India
Pfizer CEO Jeff Kindler has apparently decided to retrace the footsteps of his spies in India to ascertain if they did anything he wouldn't have done.
He is traveling in disguise, but Question Authority has the picture!!
If you look carefully there's a hidden camera in the turban.
Rumor has it he will wear this turban in New York when he returns.
When asked for comment he allegedly said, "I will film and record everyone. All the time. These whistleblowers will be caught."
Pfizer's public relations department had no comment.
An assistant slipped and said, "They are all getting turbans just like Kindler. If you ask me, they look ridiculous. A big turban is no turn-on."
Another Pfizer source claims the next Viagra commercial will feature big turbans.