Limbaugh was detained by customs officials when he returned from a trip to the Dominican Republic with some blue pills in his bags.
Spoof claims Limbaug said, “I was concerned about the next election, not my next erection,” and this became a source of embarrassment to Pfizer, the manufacturer of Viagra.
The Spoof also claims to have received this information from a Pfizer spokesperson, “We make this stuff for guys who are suffering some performance issues at home, not for sexual athlete wanna-be’s. If Rush has to leave the country to get some romance, tell him to use Cialis. We know this guy is a ticking time bomb and don’t want him blowing up on our pill.”
Meanwhile, Florida officials recently announced that the state has now become the largest consumer state of the “blue bullet.”One official pointed out, according to Spoof, “It’s kind of funny to see the Q-Tips (slender and bald men trimmed with white hair) walking down the beach when the pill kicks in.
Their bathing suits flare out and they look like those string kites we used to make as kids.”
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