I'M GOING TO BE A JOURNALIST!!!
No, I'm not kidding.
I'm going to get paid for writing, with a monthly salary check.
My stories will appear on the web, initially. But it is a real magazine; you know, printed paper and hundreds of thousands of subscribers. Or something in that range.
So, hey. Now I REALLY need your stories.
I'll tell you more next week.
And don't worry.
The things that aren't printable, I'll still print right here, on Question Authority.
So don't go away!