Boston: A joke.
No one could have avoided hearing about how Boston was shut down by some neon sign guerilla marketing for a television cartoon. The Boston police suspected the neon signs were bombs.
Funny, same thing didn't happen in any of the other cities with the same neon signs. In fact, these neon signs, used to promote the Cartoon Network (called the Mooninites), have been featured in ten other cities for the past three weeks, all without creating a single incident.
Conclusion: In the future Boston is the #1 terrorist target. After all, if the Boston police thinks neon signs of cartoon characters are bombs, then, hey, maybe they think bombs are neon signs.
Here's a video of how Boston came to a grinding halt:
And how the devices were placed:
And here's a very unusual press conference with the "terrorist suspects":