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Friday, June 30, 2006

Ridiculopathy: "Pfizer CEO Suicidal Over Loss of Zoloft Patent"

Rididculopathy.com, which is a source for enjoyment, serious news and perhaps not so serious news, claims that the Pfizer CEO is suicidal over the loss of Zoloft patent.

While I doubt this is true, this is what they write: "Shares of drug maker Pfizer took a nosedive on Thursday, not only because the company's blockbuster antidepressant Zoloft had lost patent protection but also because its CEO Hank McKinnell appears to have lost his will to live."

They claim the Pfizer CEO would have said, "You spend years researching new drugs and hoping against hope that just one of them will pay off," read McKinnell. "You invest everything you have, your money, your heart and soul, and eventually it all comes down to this: nothing. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter."

As if all that weren't enough, "Pfizer has announced a strategic partnership with a competitor to produce a generic version of its own drug."

While that may seem like a sensible way to recapture some of the lost revenue, this new offering will also be competing with Pfizer's own branded version of Zoloft.

"I know it sounds stupid," said McKinnell, banging himself on the head with a shoe. "And believe me, it is. I'm so stupid. So stupid! But it's not like we're going to make any money on it. Zoloft was a dumb drug, anyway. I'm glad it's gone. I hate Zoloft."

All of this according to Ridiculopathy.

Read the full story here.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Rosethejet said...

Too funny and further proof we are too money oriented. Doing a good job means putting money uber alles. Drug companies, car companies, local shops who all come across as too greedy for the buck. Not all but I see far too much of it and it is why our congress is owned lock, stock and barral by the corporate pimps who control them.

A recent FDA news bit I read showed just how much control over the FDA and get drugs approved well before their time and it always comes back to who owns the FDA. In this case the corporaticists who run the White House have full control over the FDA and if it might even get close to interfering with their profits, then a few phones calls and VIOLA! approved.

Just disgusting and with the provisions constantly trying to be shoved into bills by Rethug congressmen to make all pharmacies completely immune to lawsuits, it's only going to get worse until we vote out all the incumbents, which aint' gonna happen with redistricting now up in the air for every election.

We have lost our way and it isn't even dark.

6/30/2006  
Blogger MsMelody said...

McKinnell is suicidal? If he dies, does his hefty pay, perks & retirement package revert to Pfizer?

6/30/2006  

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